My sexuality is Scott McCall giving verbal encouragement during sex.
men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us
have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.
did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is
I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh
"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"
oh my god. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, THAT THE WORLDBUILDING IN HARRY POTTER IS INCONSISTENT, ILLOGICAL, AND UNDER THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF SCRUTINY, FALLS APART COMPLETELY? THIS IS TOTALLY NEW INFORMATION. ITS NOT LIKE JK ROWLING PRIORITIZED ATMOSPHERE & HUMOR OVER MAKING SENSE AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY. THAT CHOICE MAY FRUSTRATE YOU BUT I DO NOT THINK IT IS ACTUALLY A MISTAKE. THAT IS LARGELY THE REASON WHY THE BOOKS ARE THE WAY THEY ARE! LIKE. omg sorrry im just so tired of ppl acting like the author of this book series didnt know what she was doing in this area. like she never. gave a second thought to any of her worldbuilding choices, ever. no! obviously she did and then went “this makes no sense but i like it so im using it anyway” WHICH MAY PISS YOU OFF AND THAT’S FAIR BUT LIKE. YOURE NOT A TORTURED GENIUS FOR BEING ABLE TO POINT OUT THE LOGICAL INCONSISTENCIES IN HARRY POTTER. I AM SORRY TO SAY