The Orgasm Fairy

The name is Minna. Nerd. Perv. Writer. Mom. Desperately looking for love. Other things I am includes: Danish, bi, over 30, fat, loud and dealing with anxiety.

I accept any and all ficlet/drabble prompts! Askbox is always open! However, I make zero guarantees about how soon you might see your prompt filled. Fair warning.

THIS BLOG IS NSFW!
southerndrawlinmypants:

I found the church of Elim. What lies have you been telling now Garak?

I SAW THAT TOO IN SUSSEX! THERE WAS ELIM MASS AND EVERYTHING!!! I COULDN’T DECIDE WHETHER TO BE EXCITED OR DEEPLY DISTURBED!!

southerndrawlinmypants:

I found the church of Elim. What lies have you been telling now Garak?

I SAW THAT TOO IN SUSSEX! THERE WAS ELIM MASS AND EVERYTHING!!! I COULDN’T DECIDE WHETHER TO BE EXCITED OR DEEPLY DISTURBED!!

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katiaswift:

An artistic rendering of ikeracity, based on her description.
ike, it you

I HAVE WAITED FOREVER TO TELL THIS JOKE! WAIT FOR IT!!!
… … … “Who needs anemones when you have fronds?!” … … …
You’re welcome.

katiaswift:

An artistic rendering of ikeracity, based on her description.

ike, it you

I HAVE WAITED FOREVER TO TELL THIS JOKE! WAIT FOR IT!!!

… … … “Who needs anemones when you have fronds?!” … … …

You’re welcome.

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9 hours ago 6 notes

kalany:

Dear followers,

  • have you eaten today?

  • did you take any meds you need?

  • how about hydration?

  • maybe a nap if you need one

  • you are awesome

  • keep it up

(via lemonsweetie)

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#This #go you

quercusrubra:

And the angel answering said unto him, I am Gabriel, that stand in the presence of God; and am sent to speak unto thee, and to shew thee these glad tidings.

Finally finished painting this thing ;;

(via theknottyknitter)

daydreamingofdragons:

Richard Speight Jr (and Susan May Pratt, I think) in Open Water 2. For greymichaela.

shitfuckdamnughhhnngngggghh

daydreamingofdragons:

Richard Speight Jr (and Susan May Pratt, I think) in Open Water 2. For greymichaela.

shitfuckdamnughhhnngngggghh

Writing sexy stuff, another angle!

So Aria posted this thing about how she writes teh prons, and then she dared me to asked me really, really nicely if I wouldn’t write one as well from MY point of view. So I did!

I have touched upon this before here, and here and here (so much blather about anal, omfg), and I also have several different posts of other writing advice. I apologize in advance if I repeat myself. (Inevitable, really. And I also contradict myself sometimes, because why the hell not, pffft.)

ANYWAY!

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euclase:

The Messenger, drawn in PS.

euclase:

The Messenger, drawn in PS.

(via daydreamingofdragons)

cutiegabriel:

Gabriel? The Archangel?

I know I kinda already did this scene but it’s like my favourite scene ever SO I wanted to redo it and make it purty. Which really wasn’t that hard because Richard. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

(via daydreamingofdragons)

subspacecommunication:

ladydrace:

subspacecommunication:

ladydrace:

God yes, that! And imagine how weird it is for Garak, because compared to his constant movements, Bashir barely bats an eye during sex, and for a while he is really uncharacteristically concerned that he’s somehow doing something wrong, and oh crap, what is he even supposed to do with that fleshy, dangling thing, so soft he could slice it off with one accidental clawing, and oh shit, this was the worst idea in the history of ever…

But then again, Bashir has these fingers that just do all these nice things to Garak, and oh fuck it all, they’ll make it work somehow, ugh.

Lmao on a sort of… more serious and sobering note, redesigning the aliens has actually made the characters much more interesting to me. I mean of course I love them anyway, but adding the extra dynamic of them having so many physical differences feels like it fleshes them out even more (to me anyway).

Or maybe what I mean is that I love Bashir so much more now that I’ve redesigned the aliens in such a way that he’s no longer prizing human ideas of attractiveness over the top of the actual personal nature and experience of the alien he’s attracted to (though this might be more apparent when I eventually post some Jadzia SOMEDAY IN THE FUTURE).

Similar-ish for Garak, though it’s more along the lines of ‘precious exotic golden smooth-skinned mammal boy’ is now that extra bit more exotic/gold/smooth compared to him.

SO YES GARAK IS A FLURRY OF CLAWS AND TEETH AND TAIL, AND JULIAN KIND OF FEELS QUITE DELICATE TO HIM, EVEN IF BASHIR WOULD CLAIM OTHERWISE (AND MAYBE INDIGNANTLY ARGUE THAT IF HE WAS WORRIED BY A FEW POINTY PARTS, HE WOULDN’T HAVE LUNCH WITH HIM, LET ALONE SHARE THE BED WITH HIM, SO HE CAN JUST STOP TREATING HIM LIKE A FRAGILE GEM RIGHT NOW.)

What I really love, though, is when members of their respective species pick up on their signals before they do. Bashir is totally doing his flirty, bragging thing, complete with low voice and some major eye-sexin, and meanwhile Garak is just there practically licking the air in front of Bashir’s face, and their words are all “nice weather we’re having” and their signals are all “fuck me now”, but they just don’t know! And then Dukat waltzes in and drops a casual remark about how Garak has obviously lowered his standards yet again, doing the human equivalent of having an obvious hard-on and not even having the decency to hide it with a book or something, and Sisko chokes on his synth-ale…

Poor Sisko! Considering I’ve redesigned the Trill to be so drastically different to what they were (I really will scan Jadzia soonish…), and Bajorans to be much more ape/chimp-like, he’s probably used to dealing with drastically different behaviour from both Dax and Kira. Actually, probably as part of his Starfleet training, he assumes every behaviour is part of ordinary every day behaviour until proven/told otherwise, because each species (and person within a species really) is unique and he can’t presume on the meaning of each gesture.

So he didn’t think anything of Garak’s tendency to taste the air, and certainly didn’t necessarily observe it happening more when he was around Bashir. He also didn’t think much of Garak curling his tail around objects that were near to Bashir like chair legs or the sides of consoles. Cardassians keep their tails moving all the time, there was nothing to think about.

Until someone explains to him on no uncertain terms that Garak couldn’t be making a more blatant pass at Bashir than if he pretty much just made an enormous sign with the words “fuck me” printed on it.

TIME FOR A VERY LONG TALK WITH THE CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER ABOUT STARFLEET POLICIES, DANGERS TO INTERGALACTIC POLITICAL RELATIONS, RISK TO BASHIR HIMSELF INCLUDING CAREER AND PHYSICAL RISKS, AND FINALLY A THINLY-VEILED AND EMBARRASSING ATTEMPT AT TELLING HIM TO PRACTICE SAFE SEX, BECAUSE GOODNESS KNOWS BASHIR NEEDS REMINDING EVERY SO OFTEN.

Oh god yes, all my love for Sisko having awkward sex talks with his officers (ESPECIALLY MEDICAL OFFICERS WHO SHOULD REALLY KNOW BETTER, SWEET JESUS) and Bashir being all WE DIDN’T COVER THIS IN BASIC ALIEN BIOLOGIES, WE ONLY HAD THAT ONE LECTURE ABOUT NOT MACKING ON BOLIANS, AND I’M JUST NOT PREPARED OKAY, and Sisko just rubbing his eyes with thumb and forefinger and being all lord gimme strength because fuck, can’t any of his officers just stop thinking with their various junk for a hot minute and look any of this shit up, Jesus Christ, how is this his life…

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subspacecommunication:

ladydrace:

God yes, that! And imagine how weird it is for Garak, because compared to his constant movements, Bashir barely bats an eye during sex, and for a while he is really uncharacteristically concerned that he’s somehow doing something wrong, and oh crap, what is he even supposed to do with that fleshy, dangling thing, so soft he could slice it off with one accidental clawing, and oh shit, this was the worst idea in the history of ever…

But then again, Bashir has these fingers that just do all these nice things to Garak, and oh fuck it all, they’ll make it work somehow, ugh.

Lmao on a sort of… more serious and sobering note, redesigning the aliens has actually made the characters much more interesting to me. I mean of course I love them anyway, but adding the extra dynamic of them having so many physical differences feels like it fleshes them out even more (to me anyway).

Or maybe what I mean is that I love Bashir so much more now that I’ve redesigned the aliens in such a way that he’s no longer prizing human ideas of attractiveness over the top of the actual personal nature and experience of the alien he’s attracted to (though this might be more apparent when I eventually post some Jadzia SOMEDAY IN THE FUTURE).

Similar-ish for Garak, though it’s more along the lines of ‘precious exotic golden smooth-skinned mammal boy’ is now that extra bit more exotic/gold/smooth compared to him.

SO YES GARAK IS A FLURRY OF CLAWS AND TEETH AND TAIL, AND JULIAN KIND OF FEELS QUITE DELICATE TO HIM, EVEN IF BASHIR WOULD CLAIM OTHERWISE (AND MAYBE INDIGNANTLY ARGUE THAT IF HE WAS WORRIED BY A FEW POINTY PARTS, HE WOULDN’T HAVE LUNCH WITH HIM, LET ALONE SHARE THE BED WITH HIM, SO HE CAN JUST STOP TREATING HIM LIKE A FRAGILE GEM RIGHT NOW.)

What I really love, though, is when members of their respective species pick up on their signals before they do. Bashir is totally doing his flirty, bragging thing, complete with low voice and some major eye-sexin, and meanwhile Garak is just there practically licking the air in front of Bashir’s face, and their words are all “nice weather we’re having” and their signals are all “fuck me now”, but they just don’t know! And then Dukat waltzes in and drops a casual remark about how Garak has obviously lowered his standards yet again, doing the human equivalent of having an obvious hard-on and not even having the decency to hide it with a book or something, and Sisko chokes on his synth-ale…

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